Whatsa Heavy, you ask?
It's how we roll here at CMFH.
It's the weight, the mass, the gravity of a film all in one (forgive us, physics majors).
It's how a movie stacks up to others in its genre, to all movies in the grand reel of things,
& it provides a glimmer of the review by way of a cold, hard rating.
All you need to know: It's good to be Heavy.
"What we see and what we seem are but a dream, a dream within a dream."
It must've been a dream -- it's just that good.
"Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. But there are simply too many notes, that's all.
Just cut a few and it will be perfect."
Ah, so close. Not every film can reach perfection, but then, not every film needs to.
"You're very, very good at a great many things, but thinking, hon', just simply isn't one of them."
This flick ain't the shiniest dime in the drawer, but sometimes you just need a nickel for candy.
"We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."
This movie didn't have much to say, so don't feel obliged to take it out for dinner.
"Well, this is nothing but a goddamn shakedown and a screwjob, any way you look at it!"
We've endured it so that you don't have to. It's what we do.