Screw film school. Get the real lowdown on film biz from genius crackpot filmmaker himself, Werner Herzog (Rescue Dawn, Grizzly Man, Encounters at the End of the World). For $1450 after being handselected by Herzog, the weekend of enlightenment is yours.
Don't get me wrong. If I had the money and the in to Herzog's heart, I'd be there. Check out a few highlights from the Rogue Film School curriculum:
-Guarantee of no technical skills to be gained.
-It's a way of life; you will be changed. But no yoga, please.
-No brainless 3-act discussions, thank you.
-The art of lockpicking & being shot at (consecutively, not simultaneously)
And of course: Creating illumination and an ecstasy of truth.
Well, duh.