With DVDs capitalizing on movies celebrating their decade-mark anniversaries, why not rejuvenate the hits of the past with a 2008 sequel?
1998: The Big Lebowski
2008: The Big L: Donny's Revenge
Walter suspects a conspiracy by the funeral home that cremated Donny and discovers that his friend was only partially destroyed. With a head on his shoulder and one good arm for bowling, the two seek revenge until a dramatic conclusion where Walter tells Donny to shut the fuck up for the last time.
1988: The Last Temptation of Christ
2008: LTC Redux: The First Temptation
J.C. covets his best friend's dog and learns firsthand that King Solomon was right -- cutting something in two is not the best solution for sharing.
1978: Grease
2008: Space Opera
Danny and Sandy audit each other to free themselves of bad decisions made in their youth, and discover that their thetans are in fact not the ones that they want.
1968: 2001: A Space Odyssey
2008: 2041: How the Solar System was Won
Despite the peace created in 2010, President Jenna Bush decides that all these worlds are hers and Europa. She is swiftly crushed by a giant monolith.
1958: Vertigo
2008: Dizziness and Vomiting
Hitchcock is respun for the grossout generation, with Judd Apatow presiding. Seth Rogen plays the obsessed dick, with (insert blonde It actress here) as his femme fatale who sends him puking whenever they walk up stairs.