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Michael Bay does Dark Knight

The rejected treatment of Dark Knight a la movie genius Michael Bay.

Sample of brilliance:
"We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world."

More greatness:
GENERAL: No one's ever hacked the internet before.
BRUCE: Well, there's a first for everything.
GENERAL: Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?
BRUCE: All of them.

Comments (1)

This would be the best movie EVER.

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