Well, he wants them to come to his movie, Fruitcake.
He's trying to get the studios to buy this idea for a "terribly wonderful Christmas adventure for special children." Oh boy, I'll be the first in line to see that!
He made this announcement this morning on Sunday Morning Shootout. By far, he is the most entertaining guest they've had on that show. Brazenly honest, spilling hilarious truths about the industry -- it's hard not to be enamored with John Waters.